You'll wear this shirt 3 times a week

Fits your toiletries

We created it after a drunken night at the bars in what could be characterized as an epic 4:00 AM laser session down at Violent Little HQ which produced a level of stupidity and genius the likes of which we’ve never been able to recreate since

Comes with a heavy duty steel cable to secure all of your keys

Silky and Soft

Xanny Bar Morale Patch apparel You'll wear this shirt 3Nothing quite beats the buttery feeling of a Xanny bar. Maybe we're a little too into it which is why we made it into a patch. These were really hard to photograph since the writing is embossed into the patch, but you get the idea. 1. 5" x 0. 65" PVC Patch Hook Backed A Xanny A Day Keeps the Doctor Paid.