The slogan plays on the mathematical concept of the absolute value function

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imbuing a sense of personal history and individuality

Fat People Are Hard To Kidnap T-Shirt Size:NB The slogan plays on theThis t shirt features a bold and humorous design that is sure to catch attention and provoke smiles. Centered prominently across the chest, the message "FAT PEOPLE ARE HARD TO KIDNAP" is printed in a straightforward, sans serif font. The text is rendered in a robust black hue, providing a sharp contrast against the fabric. The distressed, worn in appearance of the lettering lends a vintage, casual feel to the overall design. Crafted with wit and a