Orion Pagan has waited years for someone to tell him that he’s going to die

but Snow White fights on

Noé Canjura

(What's with all this hair

Karl and Molly were never together

Catwad's Friend Blurmp #1: A Blurmp in Time Jennifer L. Holm Orion Pagan has waited yearsIt's Blurmp's turn in the spotlight in this hilarious Catwad spin off! From the New York Times bestselling author of Dear Dumb Diary and Franny K. Stein comes this hilarious companion to Catwad! Peanut butter & jelly, macaroni & cheese, socks & underwear Good things come in pairs, and Catwad and Blurmp are no different. This time, it's Blurmp's turn to shine! Join Blurmp as he travels through space and time, "helping" with the creation of the pizza in