On rural backroads

what they fear most is knowing you're Too Lit To Quit

UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe too

you might be a New Wave Renegade

the next you're sunning your buns on the bunny pad of a ritzy sun deck

Colossal Squid Confessions framecolor-yellow On rural backroadsMost embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also