From dancefloor debuts to sun-soaked chaos

and soak up the sweet embrace of the abyss

WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS

Don't allow yourself to be misguided by its lies

and bravado

Hellhound Hallucinations framecolor-orange From dancefloor debuts to sun-soakedWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.)